Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Get this!

So I went to the doctor and when he saw my "bumps" he said "Well where in the world have you been?" I told him that I have been nowhere - except for Target - I go nowhere! So he proceeded to check me out (as most men do). He started looking through my hair, and I actually saw him jump! He immediately put some gloves on and assumed his position over my curly locks of luscious and then he told me what I never ever thought I'd hear ...

You have fleas!


I was going to go on and on with this story, but I'm tired. The truth is, I'm having an allergic reaction to something. No fleas. ha ha! I don't know what it is, but I'm taking Prednisone and Benadryl to treat the symptoms of my scary looking abs. I still can't stand to wear a bra and gravity is surely having a hay day by now. Whatever it is, I wish it would just go away, but atleast I don't have fleas!


4 comments:

AmyK said...

Thank goodness you don't have fleas :)

melmck said...

good luck finding the cause! stick with that benadryl, but i only reccommend it at nighttime.

Staci Lynn said...

I had fleas AND lice on my mission. Both miserable, but I would take lice over fleas anyday!!! What am I saying?? Ugh... I hope you get better!!

Tina McKinnon said...

I was thinking "Oh, my gosh!!!!!!" Fleas! Even though you had told me what the doctor said, I thought maybe you'd been back! So glad my panic was premature! Hope it goes away really soon!
Congrats to Keaton and team! Yea!
xox