Keaton: Mom I'm so sick.
Me: What's wrong?
Keaton: I can't even swallow. Megan (Prom date) is being tested right now for Mono or some Mexican Flu that's going around.
Me: SWINE FLU????
Keaton: Ya and I shared her drink of water.
Me: Turning pale, feeling flush and having visions of burning down the house to save my family from a pandemic ... since Keaton was in Mexico a few weeks ago.
Me: Gary, Keaton's Prom date is being tested for Mono or Swine Flu and Keaton is now sick.
Gary: Start bleaching EVERYTHING!
Me: Turning pale, feeling flush and dreading all the work - very aware that this is bigger than bleach ... now my throat hurts.
Keaton: Mom, Megan says it's just Strep Throat.
Me: You are to breathe on NO ONE!
Me: What's wrong?
Keaton: I can't even swallow. Megan (Prom date) is being tested right now for Mono or some Mexican Flu that's going around.
Me: SWINE FLU????
Keaton: Ya and I shared her drink of water.
Me: Turning pale, feeling flush and having visions of burning down the house to save my family from a pandemic ... since Keaton was in Mexico a few weeks ago.
*****
Me: Gary, Keaton's Prom date is being tested for Mono or Swine Flu and Keaton is now sick.
Gary: Start bleaching EVERYTHING!
Me: Turning pale, feeling flush and dreading all the work - very aware that this is bigger than bleach ... now my throat hurts.
*****
Keaton: Mom, Megan says it's just Strep Throat.
Me: You are to breathe on NO ONE!
At least it's not Swine Flu.
2 comments:
That would be enough to send me into a panic too!
Whew!!
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