Get yer candles!

First of all, yes, I sent that letter ... word for word.
Bring it Barack.

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Second of all, I'm tired of giving my boy money.
He's 14 now and it's time for him to get a job!
Today, he became a salesman
and he sells these fine products ...

If you are in need of a gift,
or a nice smell for yourself,
Jake is your little man.
He can hook you up!
You can reach him at jakescandles@gmail.com
or you might even know his phone number
or he might be ringing your doorbell.

I smell another giveaway coming right up ~
I've got connections.