Shaker Shack: 20/20 Vision -

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

20/20 Vision -

I have a problem. I've had this problem for quite awhile. It all takes place at sporting events. You see, my vision becomes a million times better than any referee or umpire on any playing field in the universe. Apparently they need a little help and so I give it to them!

It happened again tonight ...

BLUE: HE'S OUT!
Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME! HE DIDN'T EVEN TAG HIM! HE'S SAFE!
BLUE: OUT!
Me: HEY BOYS WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TAG 'EM TONIGHT ... JUST CATCH THE BALL!
SCORE KEEPER: Motioning for me to sit down.
ME: Sitting down.

In case you were wondering ... yes, it was church ball.

I have a problem.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...: B said he was definitely out! You win!!!; April 2, 2008 at 9:49 PM
Anonymous said...: Ahhhh!!! Erase that last comment...SAFE!!! Definitely SAFE!!!; April 2, 2008 at 9:50 PM
Tina McKinnon said...: you're so funny! The score keeper must have been a big hairy, ugly guy named Guido or something for you to sit down! :>) Probably a wise choice.; April 2, 2008 at 10:34 PM
Chris, Mom,and Grandma said...: hum it looks like we have something in common! I don't do well when it comes to sports and my kids!!; April 3, 2008 at 7:19 AM
Becky said...: I am so not a sports person. I am glad someone in the family cares about sports, because the "Utah" McKinnons definitely don't.; April 3, 2008 at 8:15 PM
Brandi said...: i should have guessed that you were one of those moms! i love it.; April 4, 2008 at 6:29 AM
Miss Stace said...: I have a vision problem too in that my eyes glaze over when sports come on....well I guess not that bad....; April 7, 2008 at 1:46 PM