I'm trying to come back ... really I am.

So you're wondering where I've been eh? Well I've been on an extended visit to a place called Stressland. Maybe you've been there? I don't know if I remember how to write. Surely I've forgotten how to spell. I feel the titanium plate in my head morphing into it's own little robot trying to make an escape far away from my crazy brain. Maybe writing more will help me escape things as well.

Things that have happened since I last posted:

I can no longer wear contact lenses ... the ole' eyes are too darn ... old. In fact, my new bi-focals are waiting for me to pick up at Walmart. Old I tell you!

I graduated from Elementary School! That's right. All of my children are either in Junior High, High School or College ... or working full-time and recording a CD. I'm super proud of them all and I'm happy to be done with Elementary Orchestra concerts ... the agony!

Gary is gone a lot. I only saw him one day last month, but it was a really good day.

I am working full time, which I have already been doing for the past two years, but now I am doing a lot of training and going into "my office" a lot more because I enjoy acting important.

I am also trying to pretend that I am Gary's bookkeeper and Accountant.
P.S. I've never made it past MA087.

I have a new calling in Church which places me in the position to advise a hand full of girls ages 14 - 16 years old. Last week we took a little trip to the lake and had a lovely sleepover and tonight they will come to my house to make cupcakes from scratch. This is where I start to pretend that I can bake. And they are dying to hear my oldest son sing to them in person! So cute!

As Kacey mentioned, we are knee deep in football season. Every Monday I get to take lunch down to some of the Varsity players so that they can eat and watch film clips of other sweaty football players during lunch. Tonight is Keaton's first scrimmage, but I will be making cupcakes and trying to forget what I am missing. Jake's practices finally moved from five days a week down to two days a week, but we missed certification because my aforementioned brain forgot to tell me that this was going on while I had my girls at the lake. Next Friday will be Keaton's first game and Saturday will be Jake's ... I will just sleep in red and blue on Friday night and be ready first thing Saturday morning.

My car has been breaking down a couple times a month ... but she's runnin' now! During one of my broken down times, I borrowed a friend's car. During this time, I left nearly all of my groceries in the trunk (milk, corn on the cob, avocados) for a 24-hour period of 114 degree weather. I'm not sure I've been forgiven yet, and I had to go grocery shopping twice.

My washing machine broke ... but it's runnin now!

The leak in my roof still leaks as it has for about six years now. But I've placed the bowl directly under the spot that is taking down the ceiling, and now I can enjoy the Monsoon if it ever comes.

My back door knob kept breaking. We have an ugly industrial strength one now that will live forever I'm afraid.

Keaton just texted me to let me know what his number on his jersey will be tonight ... now I am going to cry.

Many little things seem to add up to my little place I call Stressland. I'm trying different types of breathing techniques, which often duplicate the look of intense labor pains. I'm trying to cope.

My kids have been brilliant.

Today I stopped by the cemetery and found that it was irrigation day. I rolled up my pants, hopped out of the car, got Julie on the phone and had a relaxing visit with Kristi. I need these moments more often ...